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221bsuperwholock: benedict—cumberbatch: you-are-johnlocked: dftba-cumberbabe: primadonna-blaine: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:48 -0400

benedict—cumberbatch:

you-are-johnlocked:

dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

Was this the teacher?

derpderpmotherfuckers: man-bro-bukkake-theater: ivanoooze: coagulates: right now at this very...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:17 -0400

derpderpmotherfuckers:

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH

shnks: cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:41:24 -0400

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

oh

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:40:37 -0400

so i made this completely with the crayon tool on sai earlier...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:36:30 -0400

so i made this completely with the crayon tool on sai earlier and forgot about it but then remembered it

so here’s a thing??????

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:30:56 -0400

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

reyguns: reyguns: beerinabox: snorl4x: sublimesublemon: snor...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:30:33 -0400

reyguns:

reyguns:

beerinabox:

snorl4x:

sublimesublemon:

snorl4x:

i tried to do fem!dave but i ended up kind of looking like a spoiled rich girl

>implying that isn’t what dave is

^correct statements^

you guys realize dave used cinderblocks as tables

you realize dave lived in a fucking penthouse apartment in houston and had like two huge flatscreens and state of the art computers

i was like “wow who made that good comment at the bottom” then i was like “oh it’s me haha”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:07:40 -0400

rneerkat: rneerkat: which greek god loved animals the most zoos

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:57 -0400

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most

zoos

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:19 -0400

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:02 -0400

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:45 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

hootaloo: TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB | UNDERCOVER MARTYN (by...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:06 -0400

hootaloo:

TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB | UNDERCOVER MARTYN (by twodoorcinemaclub)

lickypickystickyme: Apparently everybody could use a little...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:38 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

bleeznuggets: starfleetgrad: aileine: I couldn’t help...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:54:41 -0400

bleeznuggets:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

The more I watch it, the harder I laugh

zombiedogdoes: All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:54:20 -0400

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:53:01 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:52:44 -0400

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:52:36 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:52:21 -0400

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself